Fabulous Fruit Strawberry

Fabulous Fruit Strawberry is a volunteer gardener at his local allotment. From mulch schedules to slug patrol, nothing escapes his beady eye. Polished, precise, and always lathered in sunscreen, he’s the sort of berry who labels his compost. Twice. But beneath the snippy secateurs and clipboard? A tender fruit with a soft spot for seedlings and a deep love for personalised trowels. If you’ve got green fingers, you’re sure to get on. s.